What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.