What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!