What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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A crippled homo.

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A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!