What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.