What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis