How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.