How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.