How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.