Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!