How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.