How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.