What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)