What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.