What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.