What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.