What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.