What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!