Egypt
It made him wed his plants!
A: They got married in the spring.
It makes me sick.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
Because only an old GIZA would live there!
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Because he was in deNile
Egypt.
