What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.