What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.