Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss