How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !