Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis