Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.