Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.