What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!