A frog -- it croaks every night.
Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Me: Why are you living in the past
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
A football match.......
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.