Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression