Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.