How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.