His brother with the laptop.
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DODGE!!!
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
He didn't
He was trying to dodge the draft.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
A: A paws!
Your mother didn't give you love.
Blackbirds
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
They know the drill.
They tell you.
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Cut off his nose.
Turn it around.
Shiit-talking mushrooms
Because they make cents!
