How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!