What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.