How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'