How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

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