How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!