What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope