What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!