What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.