How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.