How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.