How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "