What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.