What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks