What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.