What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.