Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head