Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.