How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.