What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me