Because he's a cross product.
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
Fart
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Because they love digging up the past.
Because his family had stock in the company.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
He worked it out with a pencil...
Because cross products don't commute!
The Cross Product