Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.