Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.