What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg