The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Because they p-irate.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
A Ferris wheel.
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee