Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Scope Jokes More Scope Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.