Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"