Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*