Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha