How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.