How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!