What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"