What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !