What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.