How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"