How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?