How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?