Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent