Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
A Pi fighter
To stay under cover
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!
Cross country
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
Punchline
To blow of a little steam
A pervert.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
about 40 years.