Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

Pioneer Jokes More Pioneer Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !