Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.