What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.