What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.