What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!