What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..