How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor