How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.