Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb?

Feminists can't change anything.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry