What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !