What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.