To stop getting confused as feminists
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Elopping shears
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
So they don't have hairballs!
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Look for the one with shaved legs....
A barber!
They don't have to go through as many obsticles.
Occam's razor
Me: I just told you...
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
It grows a Moostache.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Constable
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Shear madness.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
A barber
A bearded collie!
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A brazillion!
Odder... Sorry
A: A barber.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because he always uses a razor.
A sumo shaves their legs.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
A barber.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
She's always objectifying people.
With a fuse-illi.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Strap a steak to the ceiling
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
He got the sack.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
Just look for the fresh prints.
Because they are always spotted!
You can't ippon a Nippon.
J-Peg.
